pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
yeah i got money
humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs